Thought u were going to say ur OH has cheesey.....

even if he did it wouldn't effect me

Why do u like eating cheese?

oooh no schmegma(sp)

Whats that?

oh my god no dont make me say

Smegma, a transliteration of the Greek word σμήγμα for soap, is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, moisture, and bacteria that can accumulate under the foreskin of males and within the female vulva area, with a characteristic strong odor and taste.

aka cheese

Hate to tell you, but fresh Mozzarella is high fat about 1/4 fat. Sorry!

I'd go for parmesan because although it's fatty, it's such a strong flavour you hardly need any to get the cheese hit.

And as for Smegma....

Think it was meant not as fatty as far as cheese goes *I think*

I hate strong cheese strangely I like mild or medium - Just abut to serve up spag bol that I made myself - no dolmio stuff an try out the healthy living cheese