I'll start next week, I keep cheating

You wouldn't belive how many Tuna mayo sandwiches and egg custards I've had this last 2 weeks.
I've told myself that I need to win the lottery and then I can cut the hard work out and have liposuction. Ready for when I go round the world sunning myself in bikinis, Wouldn't dare now, they'd think a whale had beached itself and shove me in the water
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