Alexandra

I had to YouTube them.

So you're saying something jumped on these women's tutu's and it made you want to pee on a CB Digi. That's perfectly natural.

The only unnatural bit of this is your DH standing between you and directed-at-stick-pee happiness. Forgive my honesty but it sounds like he is an insensitive human being and I have no clue how he bagged you!

P.S. Also, I have to add that if I understand the song correctly, yesterday would have been too late to POAS anyhow as it clearly says one has "till 3 o'clock"

Coffee

This is very true Alex and it was way past 3 oclock by the time i left work.
There's actually another line that goes "If you wanna put a line on me, now no" - which clearly goes against what i wanted anyway - i DO want the line!

So there - what can i deduce from this... well... clearly i was hypnotised by a bunch of annoying girls who wanted me to pee on a CB digi, in an attempt to bring me down and force me into admitting 2 days early that this cycle is another .
Obviously, in this rare and specific case DH was right (don't say that often!!) to stand between me and my golden shower OR clearly i would have been given a negative.

Alexandra

Maybe he's not insensitive but defensive. It clearly says by the next day you won't remember his name and want to dig him up. In light of that, can't blame him for protecting himself.

Coffee

Hmmm... I'm starting to suspect the whole Girls Aloud back catalogue could be a sneaky form of contraception.
I mean, we BD-ed at the right time this month and in a plentiful amount, i've been taking my vitamins every day blah blah blah. So what other logical reason could there be for me to not be preggo this month, other than the fact that Girls Aloud have clearly stuffed it up for me?
Maybe next cycle i'll listen to nothing but Simon and Garfunkel and see if that makes a difference?

Tishimouse

Hi Coffee,

What I want to know is why are you not joining our Testathon on Sunday 18 May 2008 ..... if you are still waiting for AF then, you will be our perfect candidate for a BFP.

Pretty please.

Coffee

Ah, Sorry Tish, I am away this weekend, staying with some friends, so for one.... might look a bit odd that i sneak off to the toilet and then come back either whooping for joy (wishful thinking) or (more likely) bawling my eyes out and shaking my fists at the sky!!!
Two... i won't have internet access!
However, i will be home late Sunday evening and if AF hasn't shown up by then i shall test and let you all know!!!
I know i'm not preggo though... i just "know" this month!!!

Course i can't guarantee that Girls Aloud definitely won't be played on the radio tonight when i drive home, so who knows i might be hypnotised into fighting hubby for the CB Digi tonight!!!

Alexandra

Of course you can not. That is a risk everybody has to take.

Just post or PM late tonight if you do. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL NOISY FEMALES!

Coffee

CD 32 and i'm pi***d off with nipple watch now! No changes whatsoever and no other symptoms so far. Usually most months i can persuade myself i feel a bit sick at least.... this month, nada!
Pulled a muscle in my neck last night, straining to look out of the window, in desperate hope that i might see a family of foxes.... All i saw were a couple of cats, which i really don't think is a good sign.
No Girls Aloud on the way home... no Simon and Garfunkel... A bit of U2 really and that was it.
Definitely got the first rumblings of AF pains going on down there now too. The pantyliner is locked and loaded in place and awaiting further instruction. If the hasn't come by end of today / tomorrow morning i will be shocked. She's deffo on her way.... evil cow....

TrixieLox

Hey hon, fingers crossed for you! Can you keep me posted? Post here cos will be checking your journal.

Have been training past 2 days (InDesign - I am a writer not a god damn designer so not sure why I had to learn about designing a magazine page today, SUCH a waste of time) so haven't been on the old email.

I'm alternating betw optimism and pessimism ... feel like AF is around the corner but due on Tues. Am worried she'll arrive late. Have a mountain of phantom symptoms (all developed in last 48 hours, lucky 4 u I couldn't email you cos otherwise, u would've got an email the size of a novel!).

Anyway, fingers and toes crossed for both of us. xx

PS. Went a bit cer-azy on the old BnB board today, didn't it? Hopefully back to its usual nice self now. Too many hormones flying about! x

Tishimouse

Hi Coffee,

Only 1 day until testing for you and although you believe AF is on her way, I thought I'd throw a bit of your way as a token of good will.

You just never know.