Alexandra

Personnel Employee: "I can't really tell Ma'am, this may require a tactile examination, do we have written consent from your husband to perform such?"

TrixieLox

Yay, you have crossed to the dark side and joined us Journal-maniacs! Welcome, Lady, great to see you here!!! x

Alexandra

Aww two of my mostest favorite ladies on earth in the same thread at the same time... this is magnificent dude, it gets me all teary!

Then again you two are humour greatness, I am not worthy, dude!

Coffee

Just need Nellis here now and we can have a big huge comedy TTC thread!! I might have a slight problem with watching my nipples but Nellis... well.... she's something else! Whole different league there....!!!

Still nothing to report on the nips by the way... Obviously the creme de la creme would be a few veins popping up but i think i'm just asking for waaay too much there. I'd just like a bit of erection or darkening... or tingling in the very least!

TrixieLox

Alex knows all about the creme de la creme with all her CM stuff happening (sorry, tmi). x

Alexandra

Anyone up for cake?

Geez you people are gross!

Coffee

Ha ha ha
That just made me p***!!!!
You've just given me an idea actually. I might give myself a bit of variety actually and change from nipwatch to cmwatch next month.
Not sure how the guys in the office would feel about that though... "Excuse me young chaps, could you give me a quick second opinion on whether this looks creamy or egg white to you"!!!

insomnimama

Oh yay- Coffee has a journal! It was one of your comedy threads that made me join B & B.

Alexandra

Hey look at that! You're a celebrity! I never made anyone join BnB!

Send me a picture of your nipples in the mirror. I can help with the assessment.

Coffee

Are we venturing into a whole new forum here??!!!
Problem is you would need a "control" nips pic to make a proper assessment. Can't just go around making wild accusations about the size/colour of my nips, without some sort of calibration....
On that note, no real change today.... If i stand in front of the open freezer they harden a bit... not sure what this could mean?!
As you all know, I'm not a POAS girl. So far i have been rigorous in my decision to only test once AF is late (and she hasn't been late for flipping months!). Was driving home from work last night though and thinking about that CB Digi that i know is still at the back of the middle drawer at home for emergency use... Girls Aloud 'Something Kinda Oooh" was belting out on the radio and something just clicked in me and i thought "sod this, i'm peeing on a stick when i get in and i don't care what anyone says. So there."
So, i marched into the house, all ready to rain my golden HCG shower on to that shiny new stick.... but god damn him, the "way-too-sensible-for-his-own-good" DH was stood there, right in front of the drawer!!! So, we swapped pleasantries like you do, then i decided to subtely mention about the hpt... WELL, i say subtle, what actually happened was that I just belted him with "I want to pee a stick. I know its early but i want a baby and i won't stop until i get one".
As soon as the words had left my mouth i knew i'd made a mistake. As a result of this outburst, DH took sole charge of the emergency CB Digi and told me to belt up and behave myself until AF was late.
So, that was that. In the end i just decided to have a bottle of beer instead.
I completely blame Girls Aloud for this moment of weakness.... i mean, i've been really strong and adamant about not POAS and yet yesterday after hearing about them jumping on tutu's and their heart's going boom, boom, i am hypnotised (i mean what else could it be?) into wanting to POAS. Paul McKenna's got nothing on them girls....