i lost my viginity at aged 14 to my 5year long relationship my high school sweetheart.. note DH best friend at that time.
O.k so my first time was as follows, what are you doing, im putting it in o.k...... take it out take it out , MFucker that hurt...
I ran away crying as it was hurting and i was bleeding... please note i didn't know it was suppose to bleed
That is how i lost my virginity....
OMG 14!! Dirty girl!! jokin i was only 15 - seems so young now i'm 24 !!
No one is gatecrashing in here....the more the merrier !!!
Please post your dirty fun stories here!!! I'm enjoying all the laughing!!
Oh I have more!
You know when it was my bday and DB ttok me to lake windermere on the train? Wel....whilst we were both drunk DB suggested we nip off to the loo for a bit of you know what....
Anyway, we had drunk 3 bottles of chamagne between us so I was more than a little merry....I decided to toddle of to the toilets and wait for DB
He was taking forever so I thought I'd take my clothes off whilst I was waiting for him....
I got terrily tangled up in my bra and the train stopped and I fell forwards with a huge thud I really hurt myself!!!!
So i got dressed and went back to DB and I was like
'DB....where was ya?'
He was like 'Oh, shorrryyy, I forgotsh thtsh why you'd gone to the toiletsh...I thought you were taking a lonnngsh time hic'
No one is gatecrashing in here....the more the merrier !!!
Please post your dirty fun stories here!!! I'm enjoying all the laughing!!
Oh I have more!
You know when it was my bday and DB ttok me to lake windermere on the train? Wel....whilst we were both drunk DB suggested we nip off to the loo for a bit of you know what....
Anyway, we had drunk 3 bottles of chamagne between us so I was more than a little merry....I decided to toddle of to the toilets and wait for DB
He was taking forever so I thought I'd take my clothes off whilst I was waiting for him....
I got terrily tangled up in my bra and the train stopped and I fell forwards with a huge thud I really hurt myself!!!!
So i got dressed and went back to DB and I was like
'DB....where was ya?'
He was like 'Oh, shorrryyy, I forgotsh thtsh why you'd gone to the toiletsh...I thought you were taking a lonnngsh time hic'
so even the bang on the head wasnt worth it as you didnt even get a good seeing to out of it!!
Not seen baby mama but saw the trailers for it at the cinema the other day, it looks really funny but not sure I will be able to persuade DH to see a chick flick though so I will have to wait til it makes it to blockbuster!!
jokin i was only 15 - seems so young now i'm 24 !! 
I really hurt myself!!!!
stories....i'm off to rack my brains for some, i'm sure we must be at least one after 9 years together!!!
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