Just finished watching it Omi, and now I'm off to cry into my apple pie...

Well I'm on CD7 and BD hasn't been too forthcoming since the weekend but hopefully that will change soon since I'm hoping for O on Sunday or Monday. And I still have my secret weapon hidden in the wardrobe although the surprise was almost spoiled when he noticed something on the credit card statement!!!!

Ohhh you have some training to do girl! What's this business of him reading the statement?!?

Here's how you do it. You start with looking all responsible and half annoyed at being questioned whenever he brings up any purchase. Answer but give him the "Honey, you are SO out of your water" look. Then you train him to get rid of store receipts. You know, all those that he seems to pick up to squint and wonder if that amount of candy was needed this week and then leaves about in every pants pocket for you to have to remove when you do laundry. Start by complaining you have to empty them because he keeps all these useless papers and maybe he should wash his own clothes and then continue by snatching them at the store with a laundry connected frown.

After a few weeks of this you continue to statements. When they arrive be sure to open them first, glance over and proclaim how honest your banker is and how safe the card is along with how you've done very well this month then store it in a place where you can "review later, at the monthly budget".

Failing that, whenever he notices anything just give him the "Not again, you short memory monkey" disapproving look.

Repeat.

Sounds like a good plan of action me thinks! I think OH would like me to do something like that, in fact he's hinted at the french maid thing but cant bring myself to buy one it looked awful and ended up buying myself something pretty anf rilly instead, not really the point i know! I think thatll def owrk and hopefully you get the egg Nic, keeping my fingers crossed for you xxx

Hiya, its not too bad, more like a slightly tacky dress! Its not a french maid's outfit which I just couldn't bring myself to do!

I'm still hopeful for this month but starting to come back to earth and realise that it just may not happen.

I've not been on much lately with the craft fair coming up tomorrow and fitting in BD where possible but having come online tonight am I right in thinking that Alex is gone? Can anyone tell me why? I thought of her as an online cyber buddy and can't say well that's not fair or crikey, glad to be rid of her cos I don't know what happened

and lots and lots of for this cycle

Hey you, just dropping by with some good luck on the ov and bd front. you can do it missy!!!

Im waiting for af but im not bothered..there's always next month!

Big Hig, Nic!

xxx OMI

Hi hun, just thought I'd drop by and say hi. How's your cycle going? I have lots of secret weapons too, takes some getting used to using some of them without feeling like a complete 'nana! I don't really know what happened with A, I was offline for a couple of days and came back on and there was a big hooha about some thread or other. It's a shame, I think something was taken the wrong way and then lots of people jumped in on it.

Afternoon honey, im just having a nose to see how your 'secretary night' went!!! I need to know how good the reaction was.. pyshyc myself up to doing something similar. Although have to admit had good weekend of bedding without any props (well except one gadget maybe!!) and really enjoyed it, made a change form some of the months where we felt pressured to bed cos we knew i was oving, you know what i mean? It made a nice change anyways. Not holding my hopes high tho, we'll see what happens.
Well hope you had nice weeknd xxx

Hello girlies, thanks for the posts. Sorry I've been away a bit but it's been bedlam in the world of Nic! i had my first ever crft stall on Saturday and spent a lot of last week preparing for it. Thankfully it all went really well and I'm ready for the next one. On Saturday night people across the street had riotous party which resulting in us and at least two other neighbours calling the police! Not pleasant.

We went to my folks for Sunday dinner which was really nice but I was desperate to get away as i had planned to use the 'secret weapon'!!! When we got home Dh went into the lounge and I made some excuse about tidying up our room and got changed into my 'sexy secretary' get-up. It was great fun! Its really not that tacky. A short pinstripe dress with a white collar. It comes with detachable suspenders and a pair of glasses. Well I wear glasses anyway and my Dh prefers hold-ups so I just adapted it a bit! The only other thing I will say about it is we had a lot of fun.....

Today we've been laying slabs in our garden. We were up and waiting for them to be delivered early but needless to say they didn't arrive till much later but we still managed to get a lot done. Both hubby and I are tired and sore from lifting them all but I've been for a bath so hopefully that will help the tired muscles.

Its been a nightmare taking temps this month, I keep sleeping in or forgetting full stop as I did on Saturday but I am hoping that today was Ovulation day - it was CD12 last month. It's been good going BD wise this month I think - we've managed to CD 8,9,11 and tonight will be 12. I'm going to use my last carton of pre-seed tonight so here's hoping!