CD 38. I'm confused, cm has been dry/sticky for a while and now it's clear and somewhat wet/stretchy

... I'm not pregnant and OPK is very much negative.
Must be all the fertility tea I'm drinking, I got my Vitex today and added it to the mix. Hope it won't take long for my cycles to get more regular.
Ugh ... my bird is sitting on the keyboard and it's hard to type around him, fat *******
Please send me witch-dust .. if that exists
