Morning all!!
Thank you girlies!!!! @magic: WASH MY CAT!?!?!?

I absolutely peed myself at that one!!!

Thanks for the laugh therapy, I needed that
Well, I'm officially still pg. How do I know this? 1. AF has not yet arrived despite the fact that I feel she will any second. If I could sit with my trousers/knickers around my ankles the whole day, I'd feel much better, and probably be more productive as I can't seem to stop running to the loo to check!!!!

and 2. had an office dinner last night and, given my "reputation" (

everyone knows I like beer

) and so the whole world wouldn't suspect sth so early, I ordered and drank a beer and a half - and then about 3 gallons of water just to flush it out. Hey, can I say, I've been up ALL night feeling sick, peeing, and had 'beer shakes' and a dodgy stomach this morning...!?!? WITH less than 2 little beers?!?! I feel like I've been on the piss!?!?! crazy. Won't be doin' that again, its NOT WORTH IT! Let 'em speculate, no more alcohol into this body from now on, that's for darn sure. Still dunno what to do about tomorrow's parteee, but... will figure that one out on the spur of the mo'...
I'm feeling a bit... gosh, guilty, is what I'm feeling... Miel, Tansey, Trixie, Tish - I SO want you to get your STICKY

!!! ... August is YOUR month girls, please please please.

to all your lovely ladies!!!!
xxx