Have some lamb dust

I understand your frustration, in the past I've used HPT's straight after AF because it was so light or unusualy short .. no luck but it eased my mind.

You are another crazy chick Trixieloo, I love it. I've already made plans that if AF shows tomorrow I'm going to make sure I loose my 7 - 9lbs that I don't want. I'm the same, not overweight by any means, but just not happy. I felt so pooh yesterday, I was looking up Slimming World and Weight Watchers online to see if you could follow any healthy eating plans whilst pregnant. I was even considering if it would be possible to loose the 7 - 9lbs in the first trimester ... now they are the thoughts of a women obsessed. I guess I was just feeling like you, a little fed up with myself and in need of a 'feel good' factor.

Oh did I mention that I even planned a boob job in my head for after the baby is born? I don't know what got into me.

Boobs jobs and losing weight in the first trimester?! Ah, a girl after my own heart, I'm exactly the same!!! You'd think obsessing about baby-making would be bad enuf, let alone worrying about our weight and bbs too, ha ha! Nyt nyt anyway, gonna go to bed and read fab book from the TV series, 'Tribe' about tribes around the world - they pop babies out like nobody's business and they certainly don't use pre-seed, eat kiwi fruits and check their cervixes like us lot do!

sound like you have a fun reading to do let me know if you have any good tips afterward !!!!

Kiwi? We're supposed to eat kiwi? Ahrgh when will this end

~can you get your money back from that psychic?? Maybe she was just off by one month

Ha ha, yeh, I might have to go knock down the door of that goddamn pyschic. She also said my marriage was in trouble and yet it's bloody brilliant (unless hubby is making it troublesome behind my back but he wouldn't do that - he'd lose the dog in a custody battle and he loves that dog!) so on reflection, I really shouldn't have listened to her!

As for tips from tribes - get your man to whip you're back, that's what they do in Ethopia ... x

Nah, tried the whipping - doesn't work
What we need is one of those 'pregnant chairs' - i've seen it on the news or a programme ages ago about any staff member who sat on a particular seat/till in Asda fell pg!! I was thinking of getting a new job

Yeh, I've seen about those!!!! I think life would be less stressful if I worked in Asda - and I'd get discount of OV sticks and folic acid!

This is really funny. I actually sat in someone's chair the other day after she had gone home (she is 4 months pregnant) and I wondered ......

Then I thought 'you crazy minx, what's got into you'? I resisted the urge to sit in it today. I bet I sit in it tomorrow if AF doesn't show