Fancy a laugh?

mer01 · Oct 6th, 2008, 18:12 PM

so i figured we could all do with a bit of cheering up so here you go.......

Nine words women use... (BE SURE TO SHOW THE MAN IN YOUR LIFE LOL )

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

mer01 · Oct 6th, 2008, 18:13 PM

wantababybump · Oct 6th, 2008, 18:18 PM

Haha the last one sounds like my husband at times lol

Actually I'm pretty sure I have used all of these...and it was probbly lastnight!! haha

Angelmarie · Oct 6th, 2008, 18:23 PM

Quality!

srm0421 · Oct 6th, 2008, 18:27 PM

I love this and just read it to my husband. The best one is "go ahead" I say that all the time and he always just thinks I mean go ahead and does not understand why I am mad.

Dream.A.Dream · Oct 6th, 2008, 18:42 PM

I really like this, i do all of them. Particularly 1, 3, 4 &5.

babiiblu · Oct 6th, 2008, 18:51 PM

Good Stuff!! Thanks for sharing~

todteach · Oct 6th, 2008, 18:57 PM

I use "whatever" all of the time!

Kimberly28 · Oct 6th, 2008, 19:48 PM

Way too funny!!! I needed the laugh...thanks for posting this!!

Sounds strangely familiar! I think I've used all of those at least once or twice!

Men.....they truly don't get it do they?? lol!

Sparklebaby · Oct 7th, 2008, 03:26 AM

SO SO True

they never listen anyway.

Oct 6th, 2008, 18:12 PM	#1
mer01 Trying to conceive (TTC) Active BnB Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: rotherham Posts: 931	Fancy a laugh? so i figured we could all do with a bit of cheering up so here you go....... Nine words women use... (BE SURE TO SHOW THE MAN IN YOUR LIFE LOL ) 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

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Angelmarie Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: England Posts: 2,214	Quality!

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srm0421 Pregnant (Expecting) BnB Addict Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ontario,CA Posts: 4,715	I love this and just read it to my husband. The best one is "go ahead" I say that all the time and he always just thinks I mean go ahead and does not understand why I am mad.

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Dream.A.Dream Waiting To Try (WTT) BnB Elite Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: England Posts: 18,943	I really like this, i do all of them. Particularly 1, 3, 4 &5.

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wantababybump Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Nova Scotia, Canada Posts: 3,067	Haha the last one sounds like my husband at times lol Actually I'm pretty sure I have used all of these...and it was probbly lastnight!! haha

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babiiblu Pregnant (Expecting) Active BnB Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: New York, USA Posts: 188	Good Stuff!! Thanks for sharing~

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todteach Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 2,436	I use "whatever" all of the time!

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Oct 6th, 2008, 19:48 PM	#9
Kimberly28 Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 1,739	Way too funny!!! I needed the laugh...thanks for posting this!! Sounds strangely familiar! I think I've used all of those at least once or twice! Men.....they truly don't get it do they?? lol!

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Oct 7th, 2008, 03:26 AM	#10
Sparklebaby Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Croydon Posts: 5,222	SO SO True they never listen anyway.

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