I'm really sorry to moan but I just needed to tell someone I feel really fed up!
I'm being really grumpy and ratty with anyone who comes near me - a sure sign

is on her way very soon! Grump, grump, grump, ...
Added to which I managed to fall over on Monday afternoon

and there was no alcohol involved (I promise!). I feel like a poor old lady and have overheard a couple of people saying "she had a fall" - I hate that! I fell, I didn't 'have a fall'! I developed 2 left feet and decided to skid along a gravelly pavement on my knee and elbow and then to head-but it for good measure! DH took me to the local small injury clinic to have me checked out, because we're in the 2WW and "you never know". All seems to be superficial wounds, may even have knocked some sense into me! They tested (my very first ever test

) but it was a

, although they did say possibly too early for it to show. AF sort of due tomorrow, that is if my cycle has decided to settle on 25 days and it certainly feels like she's on her way.
Ow! Everything hurts! It's just not fair! And work is horrid at the moment too! And I want chocolate! And I want a holiday! And ...well, and everything!
OK that feels a bit better just getting it all off my chest. Thanks for listening. I'll go away again now.
Grump, grump, grump, grump ...