Seeing how I am not bovvaed and all it shouldn't matter but this is getting well annoying fast!For the past 3 days I have had gallons of creamy, whitish CM. I would like to take this opportunity and address my body:

"Dear body,

You know how you have produced oodles of creamy CM in the past few days? Yeah? Okay.

Now what I need you to do for me is stop it right now! There is zero need for it at this point. You can resume this activity next month around O or at any point that you see it may be useful! You will not continue making me spend a fortune on panty liners for no reason. You will not provide reason for my well intentioned but mistaken friends to claim I may become pregnant. You will simply obey me and stop production right now.

You know how we are not on good terms lately seeing how you're unable to perform a rather basic matchmaking task and introduce the Clive's to my eggy so don't upset me even more!

Thanks,
Alexandra"

I love it.........let me know if you get a response and I might write a letter to mine!

i know you aren't bovvered hun - but it isn;t that a you know what - i won;t say it as i am banned from symptom spotting - oops said it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm unhappy to report there was a response indeed, just not the one I was counting on. I was thinking it could obey me for once but noooooo it just HAS to be insubordinate and rude and instead of ceasing the displeasing behavior add slight AF cramps to it too.

As a result I don't advise the above procedure.

notice how the other girls had put in their journals.... just before their BFP's.... that they were getting loads of creamy CM

I'm not thanking you. I have to stop encouraging you crazies sometime!

I love you to death though, however NOT thanks to how stubborn you girls are!

*Mumbles* I can NOT wait for Sunday when I can finally prove you all wrong!

I hate to talk about you alex like you aren't here in your own home BUT:

the lady is denial BIG TIME!!!

Can't wait for Sunday to read about your

i know........... that girl is sooooooooo in denial! (())

Hey honey ... would you mind is I copied your letter and sent it to my body too?

I have masses of creamy CM and its also getting rather irritating - mostly because its making me paranoid that AF is about to arrive, plus the panty liner thing - and the feeling like I've just slightly wet myself (sorry TMI)

*roll on Friday*

I know! It feels like I'm coming on all the time. I'm wet at all times. My body seems to be achieving what no amount of wine, sweet talking and sensual massages ever could all on its own!!

Don't use the letter though, as I said it had a fit and gave me cramps in retaliation.