Note to Alex From Your Body:Hi there. Please can you stop shouting at me and generally moaning about all these different SYMPTOMS that you are having at the moment. I am having to produce lots of CM and make your bbs bigger (sorry that your boss noticed though, that really was not my intention

) and ensure that your nipples are standing erect because my lovely you are well on your way to getting your

on Sunday in your peeathon. Please stop shouting at all your lovely and beautiful friends on babyandbump as they will all miss you a lot but will be so excited and thrilled for you.
Lots of love

Your Body
PS - prepare for lots of peeing and being EXHAUSTED. That is next on my list!!!!