Tishimouse

Mmmmmmm! I'm thinking again and you know how dangerous that is.

Still thinking.

Oh, and laughing

Sinead

Farie

Im jealous .... I don't have any in the house!!!

Dee_H

I'm loving this thread.You guys are hilarious!

Alexandra

Can someone please invent a boob scale? I need to weigh my boobs. I THINK they're heavier, I wish to confirm or infirm this scientifically damn it!

miel

funny your mention that i was comtemplating of measuring my boobs for next cycle to see if they do get bigger and when exactly before ovulation or after?

magicvw

Yeah - it's called your OH's hands

Alexandra

Like I'm silly enough to try that! Dude, you've seen my boobs, haven't you? When I used to try that method before I learned my lesson I had to listen to 20 minutes of what I first mistook for thoughtful, concerned with exactitude "Hmmm"s till I realized there was a sparkle of glee in his eyes and a delighted smile forming across his face and he was simply enjoying himself!

magicvw

Lucky u!- last 2WW I asked OH "do you think my boobs are bigger?" and without looking up from his newspaper he just said "hope so"

My boobs were just fine till i breastfed - then they just shrivelled up

Alexandra

LOL

Still on the boobs topic or rather more in the Alexandra's Embarrassing Adventures in the World of Big Business.... I just had a trip to the bathroom and while arranging my hair in the mirror and mumbling to myself that my CM situation is not improving I noticed something that will now force me to write to my body again. Advert your eyes if you wish.

"Dear body,

I would like to thank you for reading yesterday's letter. I do believe we have a problem though.

Not only have you chosen to ignore my plea for the CM bombardment to stop or at the very least for the quantity to reduce to a manageable size but you have since taken to giving me the cramps you did yesterday and we both know those were unpleasant and hurt, and have decided to take those away only to plague me with boobs that make my CEO stare. Normally I would let all this slide but just today you have found yet another way to annoy me. Do you really think that making my nipples stand out through a padded bra and a crisp shirt is a funny joke? Do you honestly believe it is acceptable for me to either walk around with my coat on all day or alternatively cover my nipples strategically with my scarf? Will this not cost me my job and then -think about it- won't you find yourself alone, cold and starving soon?

I would like to work out a way in which we can reach some form of an agreement here, I don't believe you understand the gravity (no pun intended) of the issue. I do not wish to resort to extreme measures but should you fail to take these warnings into consideration I shall commence to inflict pain. I have a pen and I am holding your pinky hostage. Don't make me start stabbing! I also have a stapler!

Respond at the earliest please.

Sadly in you,
Alexandra"