I've just popped into the doctors for a pee cup to take my sample in tomorrow. Packed waiting room - conversation goes like this:
Me (quietly) - Can I have a sample bottle please
Her (loudly) - Pardon?
Me (quietly - Can I please have a sample bottle
Her (loudly) - Sorry, you want a sample bottle?
Me (quietly) - yes please
Her (loudly - Is is for you?
Me (quietly) - yes, it is
Her (loudly) - Is it just a standard sample?
Me (quietly) - I don't know, I have a smear test tomorrow
Her (very loudly) - you want it for a sample for a smear test?
Me (VERY LOUDLY) - YES. AS YOU SEEM TO BE BROADCASTING IT TO THE WHOLE OF THE VILLAGE ANYWAY, I AM HAVING A SMEAR TEST TOMORROW MORNING AT 9.05 AND WOULD LIKE A SAMPLE BOTTLE SO I CAN BRING MY PEE IN TO BE CHECKED PLEASE.
Her (very quietly) -
Here you are
*receptionist hands over pee bottle and Amanda turns on her heels and flounces out of the surgery*
I don't think I'll need to tell her what I'm there for in the morning!!!!
