Inspired by some posts of lovely ladies TTC #2 I just wanted to share that despite not having yet picked up baby items -not quite sure why not, maybe not to jinx things- I know for a fact what my child -whom I shall meet sometime in 2009 will be like.
- My child will be nothing like the stubborn, dirty, spoiled, screaming, naughty, pooing-on-all, hitting-themselves, refusing to eat, sit still or sleep brats one sees everywhere these days.
- My child will be frighteningly cute (taking after the Viking) I shall be able to make a fortune off advertising companies dieing to catch a photo but will not even consider it as I shall be moral and find reasons why that would destroy the child's psychic.
- My child will be impossibly smart (taking after me, of course!) by 8 months it will walk, by 12 it will speak a tad of French aside from understanding all three languages currently spoken in our household. By 2 my child will read, give lessons on manners and crack sarcastic jokes.
- My child will be quietly playful (taking after...) and spend their time playing with the StBernard (brushing its fur with regularity), reading or watching classics on the portable DVD right in the board rooms where mummy will give glamorously acclaimed presentation that will make us rich and will of course, find it amusing to spend their evening doing our taxes after the age of 5.
- My child shall be understanding, listen to each and every word I say be it an advice or a command, shall eat everything I even suggest yet shall maintain perfect weight and bowel movement, shall wisely never hurt themselves despite being appropriately active and shall be potty trained by 5 months old.
In short my child will be gorgeous, intensely prodigious, able to read our mind, cover us with kisses and adore us.
Well, my Scarlett (she'll be a girl, you see) will be smart, vivacious and will talk a lot. She'll appear a bit precocious at times cos she'll have been spoilt a bit (having taken so bloody long to be conceived). She'll be a journalist one day (naturally). She'll have olive skin, blue eyes and dark hair. x
My son conceived after 4 months of shagging the BF (now DH!!) as a wee surprise is a gorgeous (takes after mummy) intelligent (again mummy's genes), snot picking, farting, pickie eating, grouchy in the morning (the DH's genepool here) little darling angel!!!
DH picture of his son (he never told me, just bits i picked up): Tall, slim in an athletic way, allowed to do karate and boxing (over my dead body to the latter). Intelligent like his father, easy going like his father, sensible like his father...need i go on?
My picture of my little girl called something cute like Daisy (although can't be now as DH bro's girl called Maisie! If only i'd got there first!!):
Small and cute like mum, naturally slim and athletic like dad. Gutsy like mum but also sensible like dad. Mum's nose (please not dad's on a girl!). Mum's hair. dad's or mum's lips but dads eyes. Intelligent like both mum and dad - we specialise in different areas so she will be genius. Defo mum's dress sense with Dad's wallet!!
Inspired by some posts of lovely ladies TTC #2 I just wanted to share that despite not having yet picked up baby items -not quite sure why not, maybe not to jinx things- I know for a fact what my child -whom I shall meet sometime in 2009 will be like.
- My child will be nothing like the stubborn, dirty, spoiled, screaming, naughty, pooing-on-all, hitting-themselves, refusing to eat, sit still or sleep brats one sees everywhere these days.
- My child will be frighteningly cute (taking after the Viking) I shall be able to make a fortune off advertising companies dieing to catch a photo but will not even consider it as I shall be moral and find reasons why that would destroy the child's psychic.
- My child will be impossibly smart (taking after me, of course!) by 8 months it will walk, by 12 it will speak a tad of French aside from understanding all three languages currently spoken in our household. By 2 my child will read, give lessons on manners and crack sarcastic jokes.
- My child will be quietly playful (taking after...) and spend their time playing with the StBernard (brushing its fur with regularity), reading or watching classics on the portable DVD right in the board rooms where mummy will give glamorously acclaimed presentation that will make us rich and will of course, find it amusing to spend their evening doing our taxes after the age of 5.
- My child shall be understanding, listen to each and every word I say be it an advice or a command, shall eat everything I even suggest yet shall maintain perfect weight and bowel movement, shall wisely never hurt themselves despite being appropriately active and shall be potty trained by 5 months old.
In short my child will be gorgeous, intensely prodigious, able to read our mind, cover us with kisses and adore us.
Just thought I'd let you all know
:r ofl:
You just jinxed yourself Big Time!!!
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