Now now, what sort of advise is that? I'm pretty sure that if we all decided to be on our knees and sucking on knobs we can do better than the door!
On the other hand chewing on bubble gum wrappers, drinking copious amounts of liquid and taking a lighter to one's nipples are all pregnancy symptoms inducing!
Ooh! Ooh! ooh! Just thought of another one then.... betcha haven't tried this... what about locating a paper clip or something (or door knob?!), having a good suck on it, and then seeing if there is a metallic taste in your mouth??!! Everyone knows metallic taste in your mouth is an early pg symptom. If you did that and poked your BBs a few times, you could be up the duff in no time!!
Sorry.... i'll stop now.... i know.... sensible answers only....
coffee you have the same humour as me, i needed that laugh!! Thank you!
No problemo! If anyone else needs to know how to give themselves some pg symptoms, come and see me! I've got a great method for getting EWCM in your pants... (free range only though please girlies)....
thinking of you at home, on your knees, sucking on a door knob 
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