I am actually reading a BFP not a BFN, but I have suddenly developed a pink/white colour blindness and cannot distinguish the Test Line from the background!
I have eaten so much chocolate that it is obviously having an effect on my urine and interfering with my daily POAS action!
My boobies have turned a darker pink and are hurting - I then realise it's because I have been prodding them for the last 1/2 hour!
The cramps in my stomach are implantation pains and not AF pains! - until I realise that it's the curry I had last night and I've left the loo roll downstairs!
My BBT isn't rising in line with a Triphasic pattern as I sleep with my mouth open and it got a bit cold under the tongue!
Linear Mode
