DH just said to tell you ladies that DH should be changed to FD so it can mean future daddy if you are happy with your DH at the time .. or F****** D*** is you aren't happy with him Sorry for the language if I offended anyone... but it was a knee slapper!!

I think I'll stop moaning about DH now. We found our upstairs tap on full flow just now even though neither of us remember putting it on. So I made him search the house for phantom burglars! He even looked behind the boxes in the attic for me to make sure there weren't any burglars hiding there!!! He's a good spud

That is funny, I like it.