Thank you! I'll make sure to pack a pole tomorrow just in case!
"Look lady, I know I hounded your nurse for this appointment and I'm sure you're nice and all but I've worked my huge butt off to get a very tiny cell to meet another person's very tiny cell in just the right amount of temperature, fluid and Barry White. Mess with that particular, microscopic placement and you are A DEAD!"
Ladies let them ultrasound and probe you all over! It's worth it for the answers you get! Apparently she claims that's irrational as all the action happens in the tubes. I mean DUH!