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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 05:52 AM   #1
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Things not to say during sex...


I thought this would be funny, I've said some stupid things during sex; I'm sure I'm not alone, spill it ladies... no need to be we are all



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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 05:54 AM   #2
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Ooops I forgot mine...

Scene; I'm on top.

Noise; flop, flop, flop...

Me to OH: Hold my belly, it's making noises again.

So not a turn on LOL


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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 06:47 AM   #3
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I relax during sex and lots of things pop back into my head that i wanted to tell other half, like something funny that happened in work! He doesn't like it - obviously, so now i have to bite my tongue and try thinking sexy or baby thoughts only


 
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 06:56 AM   #4
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(when OH was going a bit fast)

"Warp speed!"


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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 07:05 AM   #5
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(when OH was going a bit fast)

"Warp speed!"


just brilliant!

erm...I dunno...haven't really said anything too awful


 
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 07:14 AM   #6
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(when OH was going a bit fast)

"Warp speed!"


 
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 07:38 AM   #7
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Havent done this with Carl but did this with my ex

**mid flow**

"Shall we go to Asda when your finished?"

My mind wasnt elsewhere honest!!


 
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 09:04 AM   #8
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Havent done this with Carl but did this with my ex

**mid flow**

"Shall we go to Asda when your finished?"

My mind wasnt elsewhere honest!!


 
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 09:35 AM   #9
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Once before we were TTC and I wasnt so desperate to BD ALL the time - my DH was taking AGES and i was getting really annoyed with it having finished at least 5 times so happily satisfied and getting v sore:

Me: "if you are going to bang on for much longer - would you mind doing it in front of the TV"

needless to say - he was not impressed!!!!


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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 09:51 AM   #10
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i have called out the wrong name before... (this was ages ago but still, he never forgets it)


 
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