LOL! Breast enlargment!!!
I like that idea, Russia is good too. I wish!

Yeah, she's toxic that is definately for sure. The
only reason I have not dropped her on her ass is that her husband has been my husbands best friend since high school. I knew her husband before she did. It's a shame that he settled down with her... I held out hope that he'd move on until they got married. Then I had to accept his choice or not. I chose to accept her. Although, it may be time for us all to go our own ways. I seriously cannot listen to another day of this. Yuck! Some peoples kids, I'm tellin' you.
Any way, thanks for the support and a good laugh. It's exactly what I needed.