Dear Mr Storky
If you could, could you pretty pretty pretty please liaise with Santa and arrange for a nice healthy

to come down the chimney in time for Christmas. DH would prefer a

and i would prefer a

, but really we don't mind, as long as bubba is healthy.
You have 5 days to come to an arrangement with Santa, before the nasty

comes to stay for a couple days.
Please talk to Santa. I have been as good a girl as I can be, and promise that DH and me will love and cherish the best Christmas present ever in the whole wide world, as much as (if not more than) we love each other ....
Thank you
maz
PS If you can do this for us, we will have a big pile of bird food left out for you beside Santa's glass of sherry, and Rudolph's carrot...