miel

simple and straight forward love it!

yay i wrote an nice one when the thread was up...but now ! i just want to say ...just give me my dam BFP! in off of this circus !

EllaCruz

I agree with that. Just bloody give us it now, you bloody flying *******, because its not like we would not be good parents.

maz

Dear Mr Storky

If you could, could you pretty pretty pretty please liaise with Santa and arrange for a nice healthy to come down the chimney in time for Christmas. DH would prefer a and i would prefer a , but really we don't mind, as long as bubba is healthy.

You have 5 days to come to an arrangement with Santa, before the nasty comes to stay for a couple days.

Please talk to Santa. I have been as good a girl as I can be, and promise that DH and me will love and cherish the best Christmas present ever in the whole wide world, as much as (if not more than) we love each other ....

Thank you

maz

PS If you can do this for us, we will have a big pile of bird food left out for you beside Santa's glass of sherry, and Rudolph's carrot...

Uvlollypop

this is a really lovely thread.

dear mr storky,
although i have already been so luckily blessed with conceiving, i would really like it if you would bless me with a healthy baby at the end of this pregnancy i dont think i could have another one taken away from me im not sure i could cope as well as i have done already in the past.
i would also like it very much if you would bless all these lovely ladys with a little baby of their own to hold and love because they all deserve it so much and they have supported me wonderfully through my ttc journey.

i know its big ask!

thank you

Alexandra

Alrighty birdie, here's some help on organization. You're overwhelmed with requests and seem to have no method in deliveries. Your logistics sucks and your database seems to be a Microsoft product.

Now, what you need to do is compile a list of TTC forums and TTC active users then start delivering to groups. To field test this new approach take BnB's TTC forum, look at the members' list and make sure you deliver sticky beans to everyone before the end of April. Then proceed to other forums.

Understood? I know you're a clever bird and can do it now get to it!

/Client Relations Management

P.S. To make matters easier you are off paperwork duties too. No need for reports, we'll write them for ya.

Mynxie

I like that one

polo_princess

dear mr storky
If you have any spare lying around i will trade you the 50p in my purse, a packet of monster munch and a snickers bar for one, or two if you've got any BOGOF offers on.

Lots of love from holly
xxx

Mynxie

DR Mr Storky

please let me be a mum to a LO, - I dream of having sleepless nights, projectile baby vomit all over me, smelly nappies to deal with and more stretchmarks than a map of Britain has motorways caused by pregnancy!

Please Mr Storky?!

xx

Wobbles

I like this thread!

5 stickys max to any section - You just made th 5th Mynxie & we'll see how popular it is

x

genkigemini

My turn!

Dear Mr. Storky,

We have been trying on and off for 9.5 years now but you never visit. Please, oh please bring me my .

Hey, if you want to be really cool and make up for lost time, Bring me .
1 & 1 would be ideal!

Please come soon! I already have all my baby room furniture picked out!

Sarah