Dear Mr Storky

I would love a little rumpskin of my own. I cannot imagine my life without a little son/daughter in it.

I feel I deserve a little one after my recent m/c.

I know that I would make a good mother and they would be so loved.

Thank you xxxx

Dear Mr Storky
Stop bloody flying over me, you could at least drop a on me!! How very dare you! Every bugger seems to get one...i want mine!!!
You have until may to sort it out...otherwise i might be tempted to van damme elbow bang you!
Cheer's bigears!!
xxx

Im with Kaelia on this one!!

just add my name to yours babe, lol!!

Im way past the nicey-nicey approach. Just do what's in your job description, big bird!!!! Just give us women a baby (or 2..see, not picky) !!!

Cheears, xx

I think I'll stick with the nice approach (for now!!!!)

Dear Mr Storky,
Its been 12 months, pwease, pwease pwease give me a sticky bean.
I've been a gud girl, and wud weally like a big belly kicking me.
If you cud drop one off for me rather soon, that wud be very nice and I promise I will give all my leftover babydust to all the girls on here

fank you sooooooo much
Sinead

PS If you don't I plan to buy a huge machine gun and shoot you out of the sky!!!!!!!

Dear Mr Storky
It is with an interesting request that i find myself writing to you with today.

As both you and i know, my DH and myself have been trying for several years to get pregnant and have a family of our own. i do agree that you gave me 2 chances but in your wisdom you felt that the time was not right and so took them away. I am over this loss and am of course excitied about the next time. I have as you recommended lost wieght, given up alcohol and eat healthily (and have honey everyday). So you can see that i am trying my hardest to follow your recommeded guide lines.

If you could see your way clear to perhaps vsisting this month with some much needed baby dust and healthy spermies it would be greatly appreciated.

You can rest assured that we will love and chersih the little one, and nuture him or her to be a healthy, polite, considerate adult.

Thank you for taking the time to read my letter and i await with bated breath your favourable reply.

yours with love and an expectant womb,

Shoeshopper



i decided to take the official route (well it worked with the bank manager and my overdraft - so you never know!!)

Dear Mr Storky,
Please, please, please bring us our sticky baby this month!

Dear Mr Storky

please let these tests be BFPs and me feeling like crap be cause I'm up the duff!

xxxxxx

Dear Mr Storkey,

I was always told it was rude to ask for things, but I think you are a very nice bird and will not mind my rudeness. My husband and I have been together for a long time; we are quite responsible and saved up and bought a house after we got married. We have money in the bank to pay for nappies and baby talc. I know that there are lots of lovely ladies out there who also want you to make special deliveries, but I have been such a naughty girl BD'ing with my husband at all opportunities that I just wanted to say please, please, please, please, pretty please, with hundreds and thousands and chocolate sauce on top, could John & I have a little sticky bean to love and look after?

Thank you very much

Nicola
xxxxxx

Dear mr storky
Please please please let me have a BFP very very soon Or even better let this month be my month
Iv only been TTC for 3months but seems like forever.. I just wanna be a mummy So please let me have a BFP.. I promise to be the bestest mummy ever and never stop loving my son/daughter..
Much love.. Emma..x

Dear Mr Stork,

Don't you think we all deserve it?

Love

Laura