You'll never guess what FOB just asked me? - Page 2

sweetlullaby · Nov 10th, 2009, 12:35 PM

they really are idiots

Makes ya wonder where their brains actually are...lol i can think of lots of places...none are pleasant though!

lou_w34 · Nov 10th, 2009, 13:05 PM

Personally i wonder if they have brains at all

heehee

staycutee · Nov 10th, 2009, 13:11 PM

hahaah he could have googled it or soemthing so he didnt embarrass himself but obviously not! xx

Perdita · Nov 10th, 2009, 16:07 PM

had an ex ask if baby was his - ummmm, only if sperm time travels as not been together for over a year!! Though FOB when presented with the positive pregnancy test (he got to see test 21 as I didn't quite believe it!) he said the one thing I didn't expect - it's blue lines - does that mean it's a boy?
Dear lord I was too shocked to laugh for about 10 minutes, then seriously had to run to the loo as was so close to peeing myself it was scary!

starbucks101 · Nov 10th, 2009, 16:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Perdita

had an ex ask if baby was his - ummmm, only if sperm time travels as not been together for over a year!!

LOL one of my more recent ex's asked me about this baby if it was his!! I was like are bloody re*arded?? we havent been together in months...

Then he had the bloody cheek to tell me i'd be cheating on my OH with him!

He'd have to have a very big penis to stretch from Wimbeldon to Norwich! and that well endowed he wasnt!

lillprutten · Nov 10th, 2009, 17:18 PM

ha ha sorry to laugh, this was funny hahahahahahaa

suzanne108 · Nov 10th, 2009, 17:20 PM

LOL Perdita.....imagine that pink lines for a girl and blue for a boy!!

Just shows what a bunch of idiots they are!

I mean fair enough they aren't clued up on pregnancy, neither was I until I was pregnant! But read up on it if you're gonna ask questions. When I told him LO had started kicking at 17 weeks his reply was "wow sounds like a good kicker". WTF?? Errrr nope just a pretty average kicker thank you! As if he knew whether that was early, late or normal!!!

Ash_P · Nov 10th, 2009, 19:00 PM

lmao sorry I shouldnt be laughing but they are such plonkers! God u never know what they are gonna come out with next. They`ll be expecting LO`s to be born with school bag on their back ffs! lol

Nov 10th, 2009, 12:35 PM	#11
sweetlullaby Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Uk Posts: 6,338	they really are idiots Makes ya wonder where their brains actually are...lol i can think of lots of places...none are pleasant though!

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lou_w34 Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 1,988	Personally i wonder if they have brains at all heehee

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staycutee Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: London Posts: 2,166	hahaah he could have googled it or soemthing so he didnt embarrass himself but obviously not! xx

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Perdita Waiting To Try (WTT) Active BnB Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Fife, Scotland Posts: 577	had an ex ask if baby was his - ummmm, only if sperm time travels as not been together for over a year!! Though FOB when presented with the positive pregnancy test (he got to see test 21 as I didn't quite believe it!) he said the one thing I didn't expect - it's blue lines - does that mean it's a boy? Dear lord I was too shocked to laugh for about 10 minutes, then seriously had to run to the loo as was so close to peeing myself it was scary!

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Nov 10th, 2009, 17:20 PM	#17
suzanne108 Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,844	LOL Perdita.....imagine that pink lines for a girl and blue for a boy!! Just shows what a bunch of idiots they are! I mean fair enough they aren't clued up on pregnancy, neither was I until I was pregnant! But read up on it if you're gonna ask questions. When I told him LO had started kicking at 17 weeks his reply was "wow sounds like a good kicker". WTF?? Errrr nope just a pretty average kicker thank you! As if he knew whether that was early, late or normal!!!

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Nov 10th, 2009, 19:00 PM	#18
Ash_P Pregnant (Expecting) Active BnB Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland Posts: 997	lmao sorry I shouldnt be laughing but they are such plonkers! God u never know what they are gonna come out with next. They`ll be expecting LO`s to be born with school bag on their back ffs! lol

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