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Your FREE 2007
Fortean Times Calendar
Each month Fortean Times collects the weirdest and funniest news from around the world. This exclusive calendar presents some of the strangest and most hilarious tales to appear in the magazines pages over the past year, all wonderfully illustrated by Martin Ross.
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Dark Star DVD
John Carpenters pulp scifi classic. This brilliantly clever and humorous parody of Stanley Kubricks 2001: A Space Odyssey follows a warped intergalactic mission to blow up unstable planets. Four bored astronauts fill in time between missions catching up on their tans with the help of a sunlamp, playing with a suspiciously plasticlooking alien mascot they are taking back to Earth and conversing with their female version of HAL. Things start to go horribly wrong as the ship's computer misfires