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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 16:31 PM   #1
Sarahkka
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Official Eviction Notice - Please Witness!


To:
Current Tenant of Sarah's Uterus, aka Baby!
You have exactly 60 days to evacuate the premises, according to the landlord/tenants act of Alberta.
I have been very nice and given you two days grace (arranged due date is Dec.21, after all), but if you aren't out by Dec.23, I will be forced to contact the authorities and have you removed from the premises.
I believe that I am acting in good faith by giving you maximum notice and reminders of the approaching end of our agreed-upon 40-week lease. There is no need to move out early, but I will not be impressed if you try to stay any longer than 40 weeks.
Please respect the deadline and obey your mother.
Sincerely,
Sarah

(Girls, I felt this was necessary after noticing the recent number of BnB boy babies who seemed to be chilling in the womb longer than was necessary. I know it's a little formal, but I believe it's important that baby knows exactly when his welcome is up, and as I just passed the 60-day mark, it seemed appropriate.)


 
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 16:36 PM   #2
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lol i hope LO listens. katie didnt listen to hers, unfortunately its a couple of weeks before we can get people in to remove her!!


 
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 16:39 PM   #3
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Send in the heavies!!Sod the softly softly approach.Fingers crossed it works hun xx


 
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 16:42 PM   #4
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 16:44 PM   #5
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 16:46 PM   #6
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hope he takes notice of his mother sweetie


 
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 16:49 PM   #7
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Why didnt i think of this??


 
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 16:50 PM   #8
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Hope it works!!


 
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 16:52 PM   #9
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lol, so cute


 
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Old Oct 24th, 2008, 16:54 PM   #10
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lol this just made me laugh, i loved the 'chilling in the womb' part hahha

xx


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