Official Eviction Notice - Please Witness!

Sarahkka · Oct 24th, 2008, 16:31 PM

To:
Current Tenant of Sarah's Uterus, aka Baby!
You have exactly 60 days to evacuate the premises, according to the landlord/tenants act of Alberta.
I have been very nice and given you two days grace (arranged due date is Dec.21, after all), but if you aren't out by Dec.23, I will be forced to contact the authorities and have you removed from the premises.
I believe that I am acting in good faith by giving you maximum notice and reminders of the approaching end of our agreed-upon 40-week lease. There is no need to move out early, but I will not be impressed if you try to stay any longer than 40 weeks.
Please respect the deadline and obey your mother.
Sincerely,
Sarah

(Girls, I felt this was necessary after noticing the recent number of BnB boy babies who seemed to be chilling in the womb longer than was necessary. I know it's a little formal, but I believe it's important that baby knows exactly when his welcome is up, and as I just passed the 60-day mark, it seemed appropriate.)

alice&bump · Oct 24th, 2008, 16:36 PM

lol i hope LO listens. katie didnt listen to hers, unfortunately its a couple of weeks before we can get people in to remove her!!

Eoz · Oct 24th, 2008, 16:39 PM

Send in the heavies!!Sod the softly softly approach.Fingers crossed it works hun xx

Younglutonmum · Oct 24th, 2008, 16:42 PM

Jem · Oct 24th, 2008, 16:44 PM

princess_bump · Oct 24th, 2008, 16:46 PM

hope he takes notice of his mother sweetie

ellasmummy · Oct 24th, 2008, 16:49 PM

Why didnt i think of this??

charliebear · Oct 24th, 2008, 16:50 PM

Hope it works!!

Tilly · Oct 24th, 2008, 16:52 PM

lol, so cute

hellotasha · Oct 24th, 2008, 16:54 PM

lol this just made me laugh, i loved the 'chilling in the womb' part hahha

xx

Oct 24th, 2008, 16:31 PM	#1
Sarahkka Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 8,750	Official Eviction Notice - Please Witness! To: Current Tenant of Sarah's Uterus, aka Baby! You have exactly 60 days to evacuate the premises, according to the landlord/tenants act of Alberta. I have been very nice and given you two days grace (arranged due date is Dec.21, after all), but if you aren't out by Dec.23, I will be forced to contact the authorities and have you removed from the premises. I believe that I am acting in good faith by giving you maximum notice and reminders of the approaching end of our agreed-upon 40-week lease. There is no need to move out early, but I will not be impressed if you try to stay any longer than 40 weeks. Please respect the deadline and obey your mother. Sincerely, Sarah (Girls, I felt this was necessary after noticing the recent number of BnB boy babies who seemed to be chilling in the womb longer than was necessary. I know it's a little formal, but I believe it's important that baby knows exactly when his welcome is up, and as I just passed the 60-day mark, it seemed appropriate.)

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Oct 24th, 2008, 16:36 PM	#2
alice&bump Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: May 2008 Location: Manchester Posts: 8,703	lol i hope LO listens. katie didnt listen to hers, unfortunately its a couple of weeks before we can get people in to remove her!!

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Oct 24th, 2008, 16:39 PM	#3
Eoz Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Oxfordshire Posts: 5,834	Send in the heavies!!Sod the softly softly approach.Fingers crossed it works hun xx

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Oct 24th, 2008, 16:42 PM	#4
Younglutonmum Pregnant (Expecting) BnB Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Luton Posts: 3,157

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Oct 24th, 2008, 16:44 PM	#5
Jem Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Leicestershire Posts: 4,444

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Oct 24th, 2008, 16:46 PM	#6
princess_bump Mum (Mom) BnB Spammer Elite Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 31,453	hope he takes notice of his mother sweetie

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Oct 24th, 2008, 16:49 PM	#7
ellasmummy Pregnant (Expecting) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Hertfordshire Posts: 1,062	Why didnt i think of this??

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Oct 24th, 2008, 16:50 PM	#8
charliebear Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: North East -UK Posts: 4,269	Hope it works!!

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Oct 24th, 2008, 16:52 PM	#9
Tilly Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Guildford Posts: 5,389	lol, so cute

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Oct 24th, 2008, 16:54 PM	#10
hellotasha Other BnB Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 2,554	lol this just made me laugh, i loved the 'chilling in the womb' part hahha xx

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