"Nobody's really interested in how the pregnant lady is doing it's just about your belly."
He almost made it through the whole pregnancy without being an ass...

OOh I got that so much and it drove me mad! My LO was just over 6 pounds when born but was (and is!) absolutely perfect - but I got so many comments about how small my bump was I just wanted to be fatter throughout my pregnancy! xxx Some people are so insensitive!

"Are you having twins?" I got that once...but my smart butt in return said, " That was an aweful brave question to ask!" "I could have the baby at any time now...do I look like I'm having twins!?"

Im so glad im not the only one.... and im not even in my thrid tri yet!!
before my first scan I had people asking me if twins ran in my family!!?!?

Now I get gasps from strangers who ask me how long I have left..... comments such as....
"i didnt even show till I was 6 months" and "oooh your gonna have a big baby"!!
Next time Im gonna say "Well Ill prefer a big baby than a big nose (or whatever else seems appropriate)"

"Aww, isn't your bump tiny?" and "Are you sure you'll be able to do that in your condition?" I haven't got a condition, I'm pregnant! I can still function. Hmmph

I'm getting from friends at the mo "look at the belly on you now!" yeah thanks for that! I've only put on 5lbs so far! Another is "I really hope you get big and fat and get loads of stretchmarks this time cos it's only fair" cheers!!! x