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QUOTE "Silly questions are funny, the best questions are the one from kids........'How did the baby get in there?' How will the baby get out?' 'What clothes will he have on?' What does he look like?' Awww, so sweet!!"QUOTE
haha yeah had to explain to my OH's 4 year old niece how the baby got there coz her mum was doubled up laughing that she'd asked..think i may have confused her coz now she keeps asking when we can go catch some tadpoles ( lol dont ask!!!)
QUOTE"I actually think the midwives a the funniest....when I turned up to my +10 they gave me a sample pot and commented on my huge bump! How the hell do they expect a 9mth Pg woman to aim their pee in to a tiny hole when I can't even see my own feet? I asked for something else and they just looked at me they didn't even have a plasic cup, seriously!!! Where's the sense in that.....they should give prizes out to the people who can "aim" first time at 9 months gone!!!"QUOTE
those pee pots were designed with barbie in mind lol... you have to be a contortionist to get even a mm of wee in them and thats no mean feat with spd let me tell you lol.... and why when you hand it too them do they go into a great discusion on how clear/cloudy dark/light ur sample is... or have i got the worlds only pervers midwife?!?!?!
i also forgot to put on my worst list sushi... *sigh* i miss sushi.... and runny eggs, and mayonnaise and the odd glass of larger... and peanuts (well i could go on but im dribbling so ill stop before i get to the fetching rabid dog look haha)
Last edited by welshcakes79; Jan 21st, 2008 at 00:39 AM.
Silly questions: My littlest brother Luka who's four years old, when I told him I was having a baby said 'Why are you having a baby?'
I was like - oh, please don't make me explain this!! lol
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LOL i work in an old peoples home and the other day i went in to see the girls and theres a really funny sarcastic old woman in there and another old woman said to her "whats she having a baby for" and the funny woman said to her "what a stupid question, because she hasnt got a bloody doll"! haha i couldnt stop laughing! x
I'm probably going to pinch some other peoples ones but here goes!
Good:
Being told "we saw the heartbeat" at 7 weeks.
Seeing my baby for the first time.
The feeling I get when I tell people I'm pregnant and they congratulate me.
Not caring if I look abit "fat," because pregnancy fat isn't ugly.
Being kicked in my tummy (by baby) when I'm mad at daddy.
How much I appreciate being able to eat now.
Every nagging ache and pain being a sign that they're O.K. in there.
Having a beautiful baby bump.
The feeling I get when Rich touches my belly. (No one else makes it feel like he does.)
Bad:
When people ask me if I'm happy about it. (If I wasn't happy about it I wouldn't be telling you about it.)
The morning sickness.
The feeling I got the first time I saw that red blood on the tissue.
The constant worry, that doesn't stop, no matter how many times people say "try not to worry."
The insomnia.
People touching my belly when I'm having a "fat day."
Best things:
Seeing my baby on the scan for the first time
Watching my belly move as she wiggles across
Seeing the BFP, after the shock had sunk in
Buying everything for my LO
Worst things:
Having SPD
The constant trips to the toilet
Feeling like the last month is 9 months long
hahaha yup 4 yrs old u gotta luv 'em..
fab lists peeps, keep 'em coming im loving 
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