I'm a human whoopie cushion!

esther · Mar 21st, 2009, 05:55 AM

Was watching TV with my lovely hubby before and I was lying on the couch with my legs on him and he had his head leaning on my hip. I reached out to grab my drink off the table, and I farted on his head in his face about 3 times lol

Lets just say he was really shocked, I found it very amusing

I had no idea there was a dirty fluff there waiting to come out either, so I was really shocked haha. It came out on its own just with me forcing it out, I'm so not looking forward to the when things get really squashy in my tummy and I fart even without moving!

danapeter36 · Mar 21st, 2009, 05:57 AM

Lmao!!! Poor hubby!!!

samzi · Mar 21st, 2009, 05:57 AM

esther · Mar 21st, 2009, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by danapeter36

Lmao!!! Poor hubby!!!

I know, poor thing! I had no control over the gas either it was terrible! Although I don't have much sympathy for him considering he rips gross stinky farts all the time and has found it funny in the past to do it on me.

esther · Mar 21st, 2009, 06:15 AM

Reminds me of a story when my friend was in labor....

She had been given an epidural and was being transferred to another bed for her c-section, and everytime they moved her, she kept ripping huge loud and very stinky farts. She started crying and screaming for them to stop because she was so embarrassed (there was a very cute doctor in the room) and it wouldn't stop. She said she ripped at least 10 massive farts during the time they were transferring her from the bed to the operating table.

sophiecouldwe · Mar 21st, 2009, 06:32 AM

lol! oh god your poor friend! haha. i was working last night and i let one out without realising while giving someone there desert! i tried my hardest to disguise it but im not sure how well it worked

esther · Mar 21st, 2009, 06:34 AM

Oh no! I hate it when they slip out and you have to try and disguise them, at least you can blame the baby hehe.

sophiecouldwe · Mar 21st, 2009, 06:42 AM

haha yer naughty babys fault! xx

esther · Mar 21st, 2009, 06:44 AM

Totally! That is what I say when I eat all the treats in the house, "the baby made me do it", my OH can't be ticked off when I say that lol.

jms895 · Mar 21st, 2009, 06:50 AM

I do it on purpose to hubby and blame it on baby

he is used to it though I have no shame

Mar 21st, 2009, 05:55 AM	#1
esther Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia, Brisbane Posts: 2,468	I'm a human whoopie cushion! Was watching TV with my lovely hubby before and I was lying on the couch with my legs on him and he had his head leaning on my hip. I reached out to grab my drink off the table, and I farted on his head in his face about 3 times lol Lets just say he was really shocked, I found it very amusing I had no idea there was a dirty fluff there waiting to come out either, so I was really shocked haha. It came out on its own just with me forcing it out, I'm so not looking forward to the when things get really squashy in my tummy and I fart even without moving!

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danapeter36 Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Oxfordshire, UK Posts: 5,282	Lmao!!! Poor hubby!!!

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esther Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia, Brisbane Posts: 2,468	Reminds me of a story when my friend was in labor.... She had been given an epidural and was being transferred to another bed for her c-section, and everytime they moved her, she kept ripping huge loud and very stinky farts. She started crying and screaming for them to stop because she was so embarrassed (there was a very cute doctor in the room) and it wouldn't stop. She said she ripped at least 10 massive farts during the time they were transferring her from the bed to the operating table.

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sophiecouldwe Mum (Mom) Active BnB Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sheffield Posts: 259	lol! oh god your poor friend! haha. i was working last night and i let one out without realising while giving someone there desert! i tried my hardest to disguise it but im not sure how well it worked

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Mar 21st, 2009, 06:34 AM	#7
esther Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia, Brisbane Posts: 2,468	Oh no! I hate it when they slip out and you have to try and disguise them, at least you can blame the baby hehe.

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sophiecouldwe Mum (Mom) Active BnB Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sheffield Posts: 259	haha yer naughty babys fault! xx

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esther Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia, Brisbane Posts: 2,468	Totally! That is what I say when I eat all the treats in the house, "the baby made me do it", my OH can't be ticked off when I say that lol.

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Mar 21st, 2009, 06:50 AM	#10
jms895 Mum (Mom) BnB Elite Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Nottinghamshire Posts: 18,995	I do it on purpose to hubby and blame it on baby he is used to it though I have no shame

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