rafwife

Dear Body,

I know we haven't always seen eye to eye. If I decide that I do really need that last piece of cake then you punish me by always having it on view for the whole world to see on my thighs. If I try to treat you right, go to the gym, swim, do pilates then you reward me with aching muscles, blisters and a sore back.

I can't ignore the fact, however, that you have given me a great ass and killer boobs. I suppose all in all, we have a love hate relationship. I was willing to put up with this and not subject you to any quick 'fix me ups' or the latest fad diet.

However, I now feel you have gone too far. You've crossed the boundries Body and started to play dirty and I am not impressed.

I did not order stretch marks, nor do I want them. I am unsure if you have a returns policy, but if you do I would be glad to take you up on this. After all, I have no use for something like this and it seems to serve no purpose. I think, for future reference we should be clear on the following:

No stretch marks, leaky boobs, incontinence, sciatica or braxton hicks.

I understand that you may want something in return, so I hereby will eat 5 portions of fruit and veg a day.

I think we can come to some sort of understanding.

Yours,

rafwife

mBLACK

Fern.x

hahaha

Jemma_x

haha

Belle

good one!!
xx

Ema

XX

momandpeanut

nikky0907

Can I copy it and send it to my body?

SalJay

If only.............

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