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Jan 14th, 2008, 18:37 PM
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#1 | | Skyler Evan's proud mommy Active BnB Member
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I'm Currently Feeling:  |  Something to make you smile
Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
A. Yes, your bladder
Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A. Childbirth.
Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A. 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A. So what's your question?
Q. What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.
Q. How long is the average woman in labor?
A. Whatever she says, divided by two.
Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q. When is the best time to get an epidural?
A. Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q. Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
A. Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for
Q. Where is the best place to store breast milk?
A. In your breasts.
Q. How does one sanitize nipples?
A. Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a saucepan.
Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A. When the kids are in college. |
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Jan 14th, 2008, 18:39 PM
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Jan 14th, 2008, 18:40 PM
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#3 | | Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member
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Jan 14th, 2008, 18:56 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling:  | LOL made me and my mum actually Laugh Out Loud! x |
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Jan 14th, 2008, 20:36 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling:  | Love it, thanks for a good laugh. |
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#7 | | Bethanie's mummy BnB Addict
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Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A. Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. |
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Jan 15th, 2008, 00:28 AM
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thats so cute =] |
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Jan 15th, 2008, 00:40 AM
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Jan 15th, 2008, 03:46 AM
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