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Jan 14th, 2008, 16:18 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling:  | Top 17 Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife/Girlfriend =]
17. "I finished the Oreo's."
16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40
pounds."
15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee
had a baby!"
14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever."
13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super
Bowl."
12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise
visit from that Richard Simmons fella."
11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy,
that's gotta hurt."
10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to
Willard Scott!"
9. "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"
8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
7. "Get your *own* ice cream."
6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."
5. "Got milk?"
4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Bambi."
3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"
2. "Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water."
And the Number 1 Fatal Thing to Say to Your Pregnant Wife/Girlfriend...
1. "You don't have the guts to pull the trigger........."
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Jan 14th, 2008, 16:26 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling: | The best one I heard was when my cousin said to the midwife when his girlfriend was in labour "is it really going to fit through a hole that small" I don't think his gf was happy |
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I'm Currently Feeling:  | I sometimes think men do not realise how sensitive we are when we are pregnant. My husband dared to call me 'fatso' the other day and I cried and cried  . He couldnt understand why I got so offended by his joke. I screamed at him and said because I have a human being growing inside of me,so of course I am going to get bigger. That does not make me fat! He apologised for hours. Cooked dinner for me. Gave me a foot massage and prepared a nice bubble bath for me. All out of guilt. He-he!  |
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