Jun 3rd, 2009, 13:47 PM
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| Mum (Mom) Inactive Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 5,902 | farting like a trooper *parp* Where the hell has this come from * parp*  , I rarely fart at all & i mean rarely but the last 3 days OMG my ass is just (constantly) silently emitting a deadly aroma *parp* I stand up i fart , i sit down i fart, I walk i fart lord help me when i sneeze!!  How can i be farting like a bloke if i'm hardly eating & sometimes going 2 days without food?? What is my backside trying to tell me Or can i blame it on baby ? |
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Jun 3rd, 2009, 13:49 PM
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| Pregnant (Expecting) Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,737 | looooverly! |
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Jun 3rd, 2009, 13:53 PM
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| Mum (Mom) BnB Addict  Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,942 | I was born with out a sense of smell, so I've not had to deal with my pregnancy farts so much, but the husband says they stink worse than the cats |
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Jun 3rd, 2009, 13:59 PM
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| Pregnant (Expecting) Active BnB Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 255 | lol...i almost posted about this yesterday. i was shopping and had to leave the aisle because of my own smell  i just cant control it...they seem to sneak out when least expected...must be babies fault lol. |
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Jun 3rd, 2009, 14:07 PM
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| Mum (Mom) Inactive Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 5,902 | I laugh now but this morning i was in asda cafe & could feel one emerging but daren't move, Eventually i got the courage to move & head for the loos hoping to let it flow without anyone noticing only to find when i got up it was to late & that was it * phhhht * was the sound ... & the looks i got !!! Oh i died with shame & blamed josh my 3 1/2 yr old to which he promptly replied " oh mum your twumping again " |
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Jun 3rd, 2009, 14:20 PM
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Jun 3rd, 2009, 14:23 PM
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Jun 3rd, 2009, 15:11 PM
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Jun 3rd, 2009, 15:32 PM
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Jun 3rd, 2009, 15:48 PM
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