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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 13:47 PM   #1
DizzyMoo
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farting like a trooper *parp*


Where the hell has this come from * parp* , I rarely fart at all & i mean rarely but the last 3 days OMG my ass is just (constantly) silently emitting a deadly aroma *parp* I stand up i fart , i sit down i fart, I walk i fart lord help me when i sneeze!!

How can i be farting like a bloke if i'm hardly eating & sometimes going 2 days without food?? What is my backside trying to tell me Or can i blame it on baby ?


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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 13:49 PM   #2
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looooverly!



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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 13:53 PM   #3
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I was born with out a sense of smell, so I've not had to deal with my pregnancy farts so much, but the husband says they stink worse than the cats


 
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 13:59 PM   #4
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lol...i almost posted about this yesterday. i was shopping and had to leave the aisle because of my own smell i just cant control it...they seem to sneak out when least expected...must be babies fault lol.


 
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 14:07 PM   #5
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I laugh now but this morning i was in asda cafe & could feel one emerging but daren't move, Eventually i got the courage to move & head for the loos hoping to let it flow without anyone noticing only to find when i got up it was to late & that was it * phhhht * was the sound ... & the looks i got !!!

Oh i died with shame & blamed josh my 3 1/2 yr old to which he promptly replied " oh mum your twumping again "


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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 14:20 PM   #6
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Oh Dizzy your hilarious!!!


 
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 14:23 PM   #7
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reckon its all yyor prawns :P


 
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 15:11 PM   #8
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lol omg them bloody prawns !! Your right !! If they weren't already dead i'd kill em lol


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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 15:32 PM   #9
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mind you ur a bugger I ate a prawn sandwich because of you! Hope it doesnt have the same effect!


 
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Old Jun 3rd, 2009, 15:48 PM   #10
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Have to comment on this one as I too am suffering from disgusting farts. And as if I couldn't feel any worse about it I let one off earlier and my 2 year old boy (who is only just about starting to speak) gave me the most disgusted look and said "urgh Mi-mi, EGG!"
Lovely.


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