Spill your embarrassing moments ladies!!!

Me = Sneeze, oh crap hold, nearly peed myself!

Luckily i havent had any of those YET!!

Im waiting in fear lol

You should wait in fear

You are next, well I hope it's not me again

It gets worse!! I can't even cough without leaking now

I was sick the other day, while brushing my teeth, and wee'd myself. Very ladylike!!

lol well ...
I have done the sneeze and pee thing...
I have also done the sneeze and fart thing...
my best multi tasking bodily function however was at 9 weeks when i had full blown morning sickness and feeling down right terriable... was cooking soup and i managed to cough and sneeze... cough made me throw up and sneeze made me pee :S
I have no control over my body any more!!!!

Most embarrasing non pregnancy thing was when I first met OH's best friend and GF for a romantic Vals Day Meal....
I got dressed i looked beautiful, at the last moment I decided to change my top to one i liked better so I did my make up finished off getting dressed grabbed my long down to the floor leather jacket and walked the 5 min walk to his friends house. There we are waiting at the door me dead nervous, and he answers GF behind eager to see my OH's choice in a GF... I like a true brit offer my hand in a hand shake thus no longer holding my coat around me, as I look down in a half curtsy during the handshake I panic as I realise Holy Cr*p I've forgotten to put my top on... there I am stood on the doorstep of a complete strangers house shaking hands with the occupant and I'm wearing a very sexy bra that eveyone can now see....
... i quickly close my coat whisper to my OH the situation to which he bursts out laughing tells everyone else very loudly what a doofus I am and politely asks his BF's GF if I can borrow her top ** i mean a top she had in her wardrobe by this. I then rush to the toilet and put on her top which completely clashes with my outfit but hey at least my boobs aren't on show. He then inistits he is not going out with me because of my inability to dress properly... which brings back memories of the first day we met to which he tells his friends... we were in college and again i was wearing my long leather coat everything was great I was having interlectual conversations here there and everywhere.... we had to have our pic taken for the pass so I take off my coat and then proceed to the next room to collect my timetable... when going through the door several of the teachers look at me strangely and then ask what grades I got in GCSE well feeling dead proud I say 3A's 5B's and a C to which they look puzzled but fair enough... after the ENTIRE day on the bus ride home, and wondering why I had been getting funny looks all day I get an itchy feeling under my chin... so I look and find the label of my top....... while my top didnt look strange when I was wearing my coat... when I removed my coat it was evident that my top was on back-to-front due to the massive V neck down my back.... Oh the shame!!!!! I wonder why my OH is still with me.... lmao I cant dress and I can't control my bodily functions hahahahaha

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I have no hope now

Now that's style hunny, show them your girls and they won't be staring at them all night

hahaha true true I didn't think of it that way

That whole being sick while brushing your teeth thing, totally happened to me like 15 times in the second tri. I got to a point where I was peeing (on the toilet) whilst brushing my teeth and then being sick all over the floor.

NICE.