Oh god please can someone else tell me their brain has gone to mush now theyre PG?

I must admit ive been a bit "blonde" the last few weeks but last night took the biscuit.

I went to my friends hen do, we parked up, i got out of the car, left the keys in the ignition, car still running, shut the door and walked off!! I only noticed when i was looking for my keys to plip the central locking

I cant string a sentence together some days.....the baby starts by sucking the energy out of you so you fall asleep at the drop of a hat and then it absorbs you brain cells.....

I've been awful - -getting half down the corridor and work, then realising I haven't got a clue where the hell I'm going!
And when I type these messages, I have to check them 3 times because the spelling and grammer is awful!!!
My husband very kindly says "Well what do you expect when you have something leeching off you?"
Not a the best thought in the world - but I suppose he's spot on!!!

I have it too, I'm finding it difficult to teach year 6 maths and It used to be a doddle for me

.....and by half term you'll find it difficult to even hold a pen!!

It's ok, I only have to last 4 more normal days in school cause then the sats are the week after!!! After Sats no more normal lessons

Its a nightmare ... that kinda forgetful feeling when youve had a few glasses of wine

I keep coming out with things like last night for instance telling my friends a story about a pregnant woman and saying "she gave birth to a baby....." duh!!!!! What else is she going to give birth too lol!!! x

I have it too pregnancy brain, I keep putting freezer items in the fridge and visa versa.