Pregnancy FAQ

**Arcanegirl** · Sep 23rd, 2006, 16:09 PM

PREGNANCY FAQ
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Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine the sex of the baby?
A: Childbirth

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife gives birth?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

lexis_mommy · Sep 23rd, 2006, 20:17 PM

ROFL hahaha thats good

**Wobbles** · Sep 24th, 2006, 10:19 AM

Yummy Mummy Nat · Sep 25th, 2006, 17:03 PM

Tam · Sep 25th, 2006, 17:56 PM

Mum2Boys · Nov 16th, 2006, 16:15 PM

Thats good put a smile on my face when im feeling so down.

loop · Dec 5th, 2006, 12:40 PM

LOL

KX · Dec 5th, 2006, 14:31 PM

excellent

Iwantone!!! · Dec 5th, 2006, 14:36 PM

sophie · Dec 5th, 2006, 15:00 PM

Sep 23rd, 2006, 16:09 PM	#1
Arcanegirl Pregnant (Expecting) BabyandBump Team Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Glasgow Posts: 25,663	Pregnancy FAQ PREGNANCY FAQ ------------------------- Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine the sex of the baby? A: Childbirth Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife gives birth? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college.

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