You won't fail! And neither will I. We'll just stress ourselves out over it and cry and be really frustrated and yell at everyone that interrupts us. But, we'll pass
Here, I found this and I think it applies. To me, anyway:
HOW TO WRITE A PAPER:
1.Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
2.Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.
3.Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate.
4.Stop off at the third floor on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend also hasn't started the paper yet, you can both walk to McDonald's and buy a hamburger to help you concentrate. If your friend shows you his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-thru plastic folders, drop him.
5.When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
6.Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.
7.You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade. You'd better write that letter now and get it our of the way so you can concentrate.
8.Go look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.
9.Listen to one side of your favorite cd and that's it, I mean it, as soon as it's over you are going to start that paper.
10.Listen to the other side.
11.Rearrange all of your CDs into alphabetical order.
12.Phone your friend on the third floor and ask if he's started writing yet. Exchange derogatory remarks about your teacher, the course, the university, the world at large.
13.Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
14.Read over the assignment again; roll the words across your tongue; savor its special flavor.
15.Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV. NOTE: When you have a paper due in less than 12 hours, anything on TV from Masterpiece Theater to Sgt. Preston of the Yukon, is truly worthwhile, with these exceptions: a) Pro Bowler's Tour b) movie starring Don Ameche.
16.Catch the last hour of Soul Brother of Kung Fu on channel 26.
17.Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he was watching. Discuss the finer points of the plot.
18.Go look at your tongue in the bathroom mirror.
19.Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home. Ask who everyone is.
20.Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.
21.Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious trench-coated strangers lurking in the hall.
22.Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
23.Read over the assignment one more time, just for the hell of it.
24.Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.
25.Lie face down on the floor and moan.
26.Leap up and write the paper.
Should be water off a ducks back.
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