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Jun 20th, 2008, 12:46 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling:  | Quote:
Originally Posted by Lil_Baby_Boo  Remember to pack a baseball bat in your hospital bag - Everytime you get a contraction smack him in the Bal*s with it!! Once you begin pushing hold on to his bits and twist really hard (like when you can't open a jar) Keep twisting....twisting.....twisting...............
Once your baby arrives, let go of your OH and say 'Did that hurt hunny?'...........'Can you pass me the melon out my bag and then bend over.....'
Men Eh.........always trust them!!! |  |
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Jun 20th, 2008, 12:48 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling: | Is he ya birthin partner bexy? Bet he'll soon change his mind when he's there!!
....Men n their wise ideas...tut.... |
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Jun 20th, 2008, 13:13 PM
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Originally Posted by thelilbump Is he ya birthin partner bexy? Bet he'll soon change his mind when he's there!!
....Men n their wise ideas...tut.... | Yeah he is. He's in for a shock I can tell you |
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Jun 20th, 2008, 13:31 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling: | you just make sure he's in reachin distance then and don't let him out of your sight. Make him suffer Muhahahaha!!! |
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Jun 20th, 2008, 16:02 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling:  | Im so glad my husband attends all appointments with the midwife etc lol..... he knows not to say silly things like that to me (hehe... id be tempted to whack him on the head with something heavy lol)!
Your OH is asking for trouble with mad comments like that!
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Jun 20th, 2008, 17:44 PM
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My OH could tell him otherwise... just wait till he see's you in labour... he'll be in pain for you |
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Jun 20th, 2008, 17:52 PM
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| tell him since the cervix and a mans urethra are about the same size, he should shove a melon up his urethra.....cause it won't hurt!! 
FFS it's called labour for a reason! |
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Jun 20th, 2008, 17:57 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling: | LOL I'm taking all of your thoughts into account and will be telling my OH when he eventually wakes up lol |
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Jun 20th, 2008, 17:59 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling:  |  Talk about skating on thin ice |
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Jun 21st, 2008, 13:59 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling:  | All my OH says is " I don't know why women put themselves through this" O_O.
Obviously no one told him about the birds and the bees!! |
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