My brother was quite funny.
Hes 18 by the way.
I rang him, and said 'Ive got a bit of news for you, and youre going to be an uncle' and he said 'HAHAHA you divvy! Youve been having sex, thats gross' and I said 'well I know for a fact youre having sex, so why is it gross?' and he said 'Im allowed, you're not!'
Made me giggle

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