Kids say the funniest things

MrsLQ · Oct 18th, 2009, 14:34 PM

Do you have any examples of this....my friend needs them for a project.

helen1234 · Oct 21st, 2009, 04:36 AM

i remember rosie saying to me, "mummy when nan was a little girl and world was black and white did they have tv's"

and she also said "when i grow up i want to be the person who sits behind the wall giving money to people when they put their card in and ask for money, i wil get paid with whats leftover"

leeanne · Oct 22nd, 2009, 09:19 AM

My son has said some dandies. LOL

One that sticks out though is:

Jayden: Mom, when we get older how will we know where to find you?

I started to explain that he will always know where I will be, etc. when he says:

"Oh, I know. GPS!"

mamato2more · Oct 22nd, 2009, 10:11 AM

About 40 years ago, there used to be a show called "Kids say the darndest things" because they did. Anyhoo..funniest story came from my sister..She was in the bathroom one day, doing her thing, when the 3yo came in..Little darling girl..She looked at her mama sitting on the toilet, and announces "Mama! Your bottom is wayyyy too big for that toilet!!!"...Now, granted, my sister is not a big woman,but I do think she was pregnant at the time...Oh, funny girl!

fordy · Oct 28th, 2009, 02:35 AM

i was eating oranges the other day and i was telling my 19 yr old niece how much i loved them and my 8 yr old son pipes up with tears in his eyes "does that mean you're gonna leave daddy"
i couldnt help but laugh and give him a big hug and reassure him that i wasnt leaving his daddy for an orange!!

Elli21 · Oct 28th, 2009, 17:42 PM

@ these!!!

My little boy was sitting and watching tom and jerry....he said to me "where does tom and jerry go when the adverts are on?"
I couldnt think of an answer so i changed the subject

Panda_Ally · Oct 28th, 2009, 18:53 PM

When i was younger my mum was trying to explain the difference between cucumbers and courettes then i said... "doesn't sue next door smoke courettes"

marley2580 · Oct 30th, 2009, 17:18 PM

We lived in Dundee when we were younger, which is built on the plug of an extinct volcano. One day my little brother asked my mum "mum? What did you do when the volcano erupted?"

alice&bump · Oct 30th, 2009, 17:22 PM

my niece was round once when a friend of mine was. he turned to her and gave her a dead cheesy, toothy grin. she turned to him and just went "your teeth are really yellow!" omg i almost died trying not to laugh!!

Abz1982 · Oct 31st, 2009, 15:49 PM

I dunno if this is that Funny.

At about 4 years old my sis came home from school, walks up to my dad, tugs his trousers so he turns round and tell him she has something to tell him. She then proceeds to say "Daddy, Your f*&^ing Mental!"

Dad still doesnt know where she got it from as it was a good local school she was at!

Oct 18th, 2009, 14:34 PM	#1
MrsLQ Trying to conceive (TTC) BnB Addict Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Newtown, Birmingham, UK Posts: 3,309	Kids say the funniest things Do you have any examples of this....my friend needs them for a project.

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helen1234 Trying to conceive (TTC) BnB Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Dudley Posts: 7,833	i remember rosie saying to me, "mummy when nan was a little girl and world was black and white did they have tv's" and she also said "when i grow up i want to be the person who sits behind the wall giving money to people when they put their card in and ask for money, i wil get paid with whats leftover"

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Oct 22nd, 2009, 09:19 AM	#3
leeanne Mum (Mom) BnB Spammer Elite Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 26,691	My son has said some dandies. LOL One that sticks out though is: Jayden: Mom, when we get older how will we know where to find you? I started to explain that he will always know where I will be, etc. when he says: "Oh, I know. GPS!"

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Oct 22nd, 2009, 10:11 AM	#4
mamato2more Mum (Mom) Chat Happy BnB Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Colorado Springs, Co, USA Posts: 2,307	About 40 years ago, there used to be a show called "Kids say the darndest things" because they did. Anyhoo..funniest story came from my sister..She was in the bathroom one day, doing her thing, when the 3yo came in..Little darling girl..She looked at her mama sitting on the toilet, and announces "Mama! Your bottom is wayyyy too big for that toilet!!!"...Now, granted, my sister is not a big woman,but I do think she was pregnant at the time...Oh, funny girl!

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Oct 28th, 2009, 02:35 AM	#5
fordy Mum (Mom) Active BnB Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: kalgoorlie, western aussie Posts: 240	i was eating oranges the other day and i was telling my 19 yr old niece how much i loved them and my 8 yr old son pipes up with tears in his eyes "does that mean you're gonna leave daddy" i couldnt help but laugh and give him a big hug and reassure him that i wasnt leaving his daddy for an orange!!

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Oct 28th, 2009, 17:42 PM	#6
Elli21 Mum (Mom) BnB Elite Join Date: May 2008 Location: UK Posts: 11,339	@ these!!! My little boy was sitting and watching tom and jerry....he said to me "where does tom and jerry go when the adverts are on?" I couldnt think of an answer so i changed the subject

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Oct 28th, 2009, 18:53 PM	#7
Panda_Ally Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 7,392	When i was younger my mum was trying to explain the difference between cucumbers and courettes then i said... "doesn't sue next door smoke courettes"

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Oct 30th, 2009, 17:18 PM	#8
marley2580 Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Forfar Posts: 6,100	We lived in Dundee when we were younger, which is built on the plug of an extinct volcano. One day my little brother asked my mum "mum? What did you do when the volcano erupted?"

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Oct 30th, 2009, 17:22 PM	#9
alice&bump Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: May 2008 Location: Manchester Posts: 8,702	my niece was round once when a friend of mine was. he turned to her and gave her a dead cheesy, toothy grin. she turned to him and just went "your teeth are really yellow!" omg i almost died trying not to laugh!!

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Oct 31st, 2009, 15:49 PM	#10
Abz1982 Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Aberdeen Posts: 3,963	I dunno if this is that Funny. At about 4 years old my sis came home from school, walks up to my dad, tugs his trousers so he turns round and tell him she has something to tell him. She then proceeds to say "Daddy, Your f*&^ing Mental!" Dad still doesnt know where she got it from as it was a good local school she was at!

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