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Old Oct 18th, 2009, 14:34 PM   #1
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Kids say the funniest things


Do you have any examples of this....my friend needs them for a project.


 
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Old Oct 21st, 2009, 04:36 AM   #2
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i remember rosie saying to me, "mummy when nan was a little girl and world was black and white did they have tv's"

and she also said "when i grow up i want to be the person who sits behind the wall giving money to people when they put their card in and ask for money, i wil get paid with whats leftover"


 
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 09:19 AM   #3
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My son has said some dandies. LOL

One that sticks out though is:

Jayden: Mom, when we get older how will we know where to find you?

I started to explain that he will always know where I will be, etc. when he says:

"Oh, I know. GPS!"


 
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Old Oct 22nd, 2009, 10:11 AM   #4
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About 40 years ago, there used to be a show called "Kids say the darndest things" because they did. Anyhoo..funniest story came from my sister..She was in the bathroom one day, doing her thing, when the 3yo came in..Little darling girl..She looked at her mama sitting on the toilet, and announces "Mama! Your bottom is wayyyy too big for that toilet!!!"...Now, granted, my sister is not a big woman,but I do think she was pregnant at the time...Oh, funny girl!


 
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Old Oct 28th, 2009, 02:35 AM   #5
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i was eating oranges the other day and i was telling my 19 yr old niece how much i loved them and my 8 yr old son pipes up with tears in his eyes "does that mean you're gonna leave daddy"
i couldnt help but laugh and give him a big hug and reassure him that i wasnt leaving his daddy for an orange!!


 
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Old Oct 28th, 2009, 17:42 PM   #6
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@ these!!!


My little boy was sitting and watching tom and jerry....he said to me "where does tom and jerry go when the adverts are on?"
I couldnt think of an answer so i changed the subject


 
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Old Oct 28th, 2009, 18:53 PM   #7
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When i was younger my mum was trying to explain the difference between cucumbers and courettes then i said... "doesn't sue next door smoke courettes"


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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 17:18 PM   #8
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We lived in Dundee when we were younger, which is built on the plug of an extinct volcano. One day my little brother asked my mum "mum? What did you do when the volcano erupted?"


 
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Old Oct 30th, 2009, 17:22 PM   #9
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my niece was round once when a friend of mine was. he turned to her and gave her a dead cheesy, toothy grin. she turned to him and just went "your teeth are really yellow!" omg i almost died trying not to laugh!!


 
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Old Oct 31st, 2009, 15:49 PM   #10
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I dunno if this is that Funny.

At about 4 years old my sis came home from school, walks up to my dad, tugs his trousers so he turns round and tell him she has something to tell him. She then proceeds to say "Daddy, Your f*&^ing Mental!"

Dad still doesnt know where she got it from as it was a good local school she was at!


 
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