The Third Child

Cheyanne · Aug 5th, 2007, 19:59 PM

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters
But always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time
for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant
and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery
to see his new son.
He was horrified
at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied:
"Not this time!"

Suz · Aug 5th, 2007, 20:10 PM

Thats Funny

Trinity · Aug 6th, 2007, 13:01 PM

Thats a good one!!

Aug 5th, 2007, 19:59 PM	#1
Cheyanne Active BnB Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 498	The Third Child A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters But always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied: "Not this time!"

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Aug 5th, 2007, 20:10 PM	#2
Suz Other BnB Spammer Elite Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sacramento California Posts: 21,849	Thats Funny

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