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Old Jul 23rd, 2007, 17:52 PM   #1
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Poems of the sexes


WOMAN'S POEM



Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.


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MAN'S POEM



I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs

who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2007, 18:49 PM   #2
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Old Jul 23rd, 2007, 19:00 PM   #3
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Old Jul 24th, 2007, 14:32 PM   #4
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Old Jul 26th, 2007, 18:57 PM   #6
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LMFAO .....

Sounds about right lol

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