Poems of the sexes

Amanda · Jul 23rd, 2007, 11:52 AM

WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

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MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs

who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

Jo · Jul 23rd, 2007, 12:49 PM

Love it

Trinity · Jul 23rd, 2007, 13:00 PM

So true though

Tezzy · Jul 24th, 2007, 08:32 AM

vejables · Jul 26th, 2007, 00:57 AM

LOL!!!!

Imi · Jul 26th, 2007, 12:57 PM

LMFAO .....

Sounds about right lol

xxx

**Wobbles** · Jul 27th, 2007, 18:08 PM

Jul 23rd, 2007, 11:52 AM	#1
Amanda Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Leicester, UK. Posts: 5,214	Poems of the sexes WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. ------------------------------------------------------ MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

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