A letter

tasha41 · Jan 9th, 2009, 11:53 AM

A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.

Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom
she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.
She deserves it. Don't worry Mom.

I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son Jon

P.S Mom, none of the above is true.

I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.

CALL ME WHEN IT'S SAFE TO COME HOME

Alexas Mommy · Jan 9th, 2009, 11:57 AM

how awful lol

**Chris77** · Jan 9th, 2009, 13:41 PM

OMG!

JayleighAnn · Jan 9th, 2009, 13:46 PM

OMG could you imagine getting that letter????

tasha41 · Jan 9th, 2009, 13:49 PM

I know eh what a smart ass kid!!

However I'd probably have a good laugh after reading it.

Char&Bump-x · Jan 9th, 2009, 14:24 PM

Haha that is soooo funny! x

tansey · Jan 10th, 2009, 16:33 PM

ha ha!

nataliecn · Jan 12th, 2009, 12:08 PM

HAHAHA!
i think most parents would have heart attacks over something like that!!!

Sambatiki · Jan 12th, 2009, 12:10 PM

doctordeesmrs · Jan 12th, 2009, 12:10 PM

Jan 9th, 2009, 11:53 AM	#1
tasha41 Mum (Mom) BnB Spammer Elite Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Hamilton, Canada Posts: 23,921	A letter A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son Jon P.S Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. CALL ME WHEN IT'S SAFE TO COME HOME

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Alexas Mommy Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 7,246	how awful lol

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JayleighAnn Mum (Mom) Inactive Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Leicester, UK Posts: 4,182	OMG could you imagine getting that letter????

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tasha41 Mum (Mom) BnB Spammer Elite Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Hamilton, Canada Posts: 23,921	I know eh what a smart ass kid!! However I'd probably have a good laugh after reading it.

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Char&Bump-x Mum (Mom) BnB Addict Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: La La Land Posts: 5,945	Haha that is soooo funny! x

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