Chris77

Three Women, Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen Were Sitting Naked In A
Sauna. Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm
And The Beep Stopped.

The Others Looked At Her Questioningly. 'that Was My Pager, She Said. I
Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.'

A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young Woman Lifted Her Palm
To Her Ear. When She Finished,she Explained, 'that Was My Mobile Phone, I Have A
Microchip In My Hand.'

The Older Woman Felt Very Low-tech. Not To Be Out Done, She Decided
She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive She Stepped Out Of The Sauna
And Went To The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From
Her Rear End

The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.

The Older Woman Finally Said...................' Well, Will You Look At
That.....i'm Getting A Fax!!'

dizzy65

hahaha

Alexas Mommy

hahaha very nice

Waiting2bMommy

tasha41

OMG that's disgusting.. hehehe

nataliecn

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omg! lol