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Sep 19th, 2006, 22:45 PM
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go on ur bldest n oldest u no the 1, the 1 tht makes u laugh wen it shudnt!!!
heres mine
wots brown n sticky?????
a stick LOL  | | | | Status: Online
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Sep 21st, 2006, 09:58 AM
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| LOL.
Wots green and hard???
A bogey with a flick knife.................................... ROFL
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Sep 21st, 2006, 11:28 AM
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squirrel shit
two fish in a tank, ones says to the other.
"I'll operate the gun and you drive this thing!"
the other fish replies
"i can't drive this! i'v not got any of the correct documentation or training for gods sake!" |
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Sep 21st, 2006, 11:30 AM
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| Wots and orange and an apple got in common????
THey both cant drive a tractor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Sep 21st, 2006, 20:18 PM
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Sep 21st, 2006, 20:22 PM
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sits on a leaf and waits till autum
how do you know theres an elephant in your fridge?
you can't shut the door and there appears to be a fucking great elephant in there....dumbass |
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Sep 21st, 2006, 20:28 PM
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I'm Currently Feeling: | howd the elephant hide in the cherry tree???? painted its toenails red....
u ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree????
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Sep 21st, 2006, 22:11 PM
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#10 | | Guest | Q: Why are pirates, pirates?
A: Because they Aaarrrrrrrrr
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