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Old Oct 12th, 2008, 13:31 PM   #1
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Irish Viagra **Joke**


A little Irish Humor
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his
advice in reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.

'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish
Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his
coffee.
He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week
to let me know how things went.'

It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who
directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'

'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and
the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up,
with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely!
With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there
passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell
you, an absolute nightmare!'

'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex
your husband provided wasn't good?'

'Feckin jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But
sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face
in Starbuck's again!'
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Old Oct 12th, 2008, 13:37 PM   #2
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