Stephie 25

My sister (honestly it was!!) was in her pushchair with my mum when she was about 2 1/2 or 3, she saw a coloured window cleaner and asked in a loud voice, "Mum, Why is there a monkey up a ladder cleaning windows??".

Before anyone gets offended i should explain we grew up in a really small quiet village, and we had never seen anyone coloured untill then that was.

TashaAndBump

That's alright - kids just don't know! When I was very young, we went to a funeral... and I asked, "Mummy, what's in that big box?"

Stephie 25

tb42

last year my MIL and FIL came for a visit during x-mas here ( Thailand, we don't celebrate x-mas )
and we decorated the house with x-mas stuff, also had santa hanging on the wall. And the day before we had the engineer ( he brought his 3-year old son with him ) to fix something in the house. and you know the little boy had no idea what santa is. MIL showed him all the x-mas decoration.

He pointed to santa ,smiled and said "there's a monkey climbing up the ceiling"
i couldn';t stop laughing

Reedy

When my niece was about 3 (she's now 5) she was watching a programme that had fish on & she told her mum she didnt like fish, & my sister said yes you do you eat fish fingers? to which she replied I no but thats proper fish. my sister asked her what the fish on the t.v were if they werent proper fish? & my niece responded with they are sea creature fish

masi

I was once trying on a red swimming costume at home, when my son who was then 4 came walking in. He stood, and looked at me then said "Oh mummy you look just beautiful, you look just like a big red ball" Needless to say, the swimming costume was returned to the shop.

Same son who is now 6, was taking some pictures at nannans house, when he wanted to take a picture of nannan. Nannan declined saying she didn't like her picture taking. Lewis then looks very sad for her, and proceeds to say " Is that , because you've got a spotty face, and a wrinkly neck" Nannan wasn't impressed!!

Years ago when we were on holiday with Nannan ( Yes poor old nannan again) We were getting changed for dinner. When she took her clothes off to put her dress on, Lewis was stood watching her, so she asked what was wrong, and he said "Does Grandad laugh at you when you take your clothes off" Good job shes takes it on the chin!!

Uvlollypop

oooow poor nannan!!

K-Y's Mummy

That is hilarious! I actually laughed out loud. Bless him!

mBLACK

Aww! Kids eh?

tiggy

When my neice Bethany was about 2 or 3 I took her and her sister Demi (then 5 or 6) round top McDonalds.

As we come out and head to the shop there is a muslim woman walking past with the full outfit on veil and whatnot (I forget what the actual outfit is called)

anyway next thing bethany gets all hyper and starts shouting at the top of her voice "Look Demi It's a peek-a-boo ninja"

Gladly the woman saw the funny side and ythanked Bethany for making her smile.