Two friends Sharon and Tracy were on their way home from a girlie night,
they really needed to have a wee, they were walking past a cemetary and decided they'd have to go there,
sharon stooped by some bushes and couldnt think what to wipe with so she wiped her 'you know what' on her knickers and threw them over a hedge.
Tracy was so desperate she went behind a grave stone couldnt think what to wipe with so reached round and found a wreath and used that.
The next day Sharons hubby phoned Tracy's husband and said 'I think im going to have to watch my Sharon, she came back last night with no knickers on!'
Tracy's husband said 'you think thats bad, i found a card between Tracy's bum cheeks saying 'we will always remember you.... love from everyone at the fire station'
